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Post by Drake Gwellar on Mar 28, 2010 18:22:22 GMT -5
* DRAKE bael GWELLAR! [/color] * who i am NAME: drake bael gwellar. AGE: twenty. OCCUPATION: i play guitar. ETHNICITY: white. CELEB: jack barakat. * outs [/color] id e[/color][/i] looki[/i] ng in[/center][/size][/font][/b] HAIR: brown + blond. EYES: brown. HEIGHT: six foot. GENERAL APPERANCE: i'm hotter than you, your mom, and that one baker guy from across the road from that one hotel. * wha [/i] t i[/i] ve bec o[/color][/i] me[/i][/center][/size][/font][/b] LIKES: girls, music, fine wines, pokemon, and dildos. DISLIKES: pissants, people who believe in god, screamers, salty vaginas, and weddings. oh and, girls who want 'commitment' what the fuck is that? FEARS: salty vaginas. GOALS: uh, fuck barack obama and give jay leno a blow job. PERSONALITY: bitter, crabby, loud, hairy, whatstheretoknowww. * come [/i] a little closer[/center][/size][/font][/b] PARENTS: dad's name was uh. bob, something. and my mom's nancy gwellar. shocking, ik. SIBLINGS: nope. OTHER RELATIVES: my salty vagina gramma. :/ AUTOBIOGRAPHY: i once fucked a bitch wit a big fat pussy. * wha [/i] t i can do[/i][/center][/size][/font][/b] ROLEPLAY SAMPLE: too lazy. * the [/i] real me[/i][/center][/size][/font][/b] NAME: i forgot. AGE: twelve. EXPERIENCE: two years. ANYTHING ELSE: i have herpes.[/size] [/size]
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